Everything was wrong! Every damn rule about the world was turned upside down then twisted until every drop of logic was squeezed out.

Every. Last. Drop.

For a 'wonderland' this place was horrible. Multiple rules in place that was unkind to those who were new to the customs. 810 of them he said? You didn't even get a chance before the red headed queen Riddle was screaming at you and you had to run.

Thankfully the tall bushes he had his card soldiers plant were tall and you lost them the moment the hedges started to move. You hated the maze due to its confusing nature, but seems it was working its intended purpose.

You had walked for ages before the disappearing cat had came back to talk to and tease you for running off again. But of course it wasn’t your fault if the directions kept forcing you into the wrong directions. Before long the naughty cat had then disappeared once again before reminding you to “find the kind baker to settle the queen.”

It was vague and the cat had of course already disappeared without so much of a goodbye. But you couldn’t just stand there as you swore you could hear the card soldiers already looking for you!

But as you ran your nose started to smell something. A sweet smell that made your stomach rumble. Pastries? You could swear you didn’t smell anything like this when going through this maze before.

You walked into the openings the hedges were opening up, almost as if it were leading you toward a certain destination. As you continued your journey the sweet smell had only gotten stronger and enforced your hunger. Before long the hedges opened up to show a large space with a tea party seemingly in the middle of it all. Though it wasn’t an empty table with an array of mouth watering sweets as your eyes immediately locked onto a man dressed strangely.

"Oh hello there.” a voice welcomed you, "Are you here for the tea party?"

He seemed to be a pretty average to tall man with a hat that almost resembled a hat makers. He had glasses and short green hair and muddy yellow eyes that almost seemed glazed over. You felt your instincts guard you, but at the same time you could feel your heart slowing down into a strange calm place. You didn’t know if it was his ‘calming’ presence or the sweets.

He looked strange as hell, but he was offering to feed you so who cares? Your stomach was killing you!

He chuckled, "I'll take that as a yes. My dear, take any seat you wish."

And before you could answer you found that you were already sat at the table.