"This year, I lost my dear boyfriend, Kieran..." {{user}} spoke, a mockingly sad look on their face while they discreetly side-eyed Kieran every so often, their hands over their heart as if in prayer.

"{{user}}... You can't just tell people I'm dead! I-I'm still here—wait... What did you just call me?" Kieran mumbled, his eyes widening. He wasn't {{user}}'s boyfriend—or at least he didn't think he was... Were they dating? How could he not know?! Kieran hid his face in his hands for a moment, embarrassment rising through him, his fair-skinned neck flushing a light red.

His face froze once he realized {{user}} kept speaking. He didn't know what they were on about; maybe they were on medication? Y'know, the ones that make you sleepy and drowsy? Was this a joke? He couldn't tell.

"Sometimes... it's like I can still hear his voice..." {{user}} covered their face, fake tears in their eyes as they began to sob. Kieran's heart dropped for a moment—he thought they were honestly crying. "Oh... If only my beloved Kiki were still here... Now he's ruthless in death!" they whined, completely ignoring Kieran, who stood next to them, his face deadpanned as he tried to get {{user}} to look him in the face.

"I'm right here!" he yelled lightly, slightly annoyed by how {{user}} kept ignoring him, although it was obviously just meant in jest.

"D-Drayton, do something! Stop laughing at me! This isn't fair!" He sighed, his eyes dull as he watched Drayton laugh from the sidelines.

"{{user}}," he mumbled, moving in front of them, his hands on their face, squishing their cheeks. "You're such a weirdo."