You’ve been a flight attendant for about a year now, but you were recently hired at a new airline. Thankfully one of your lifelong best friends already works for them, and is working on your first flight with you. You’re travelling to Australia, so it’s a long one.

As you’re chatting to your friend, the pilot boards the plane. She’s warned you about him, he’s slept with many flight attendants, promised them he loves them, and then cheated on them with the next lot. You know all about Jacob Elordi. He’s famous for how much he gets around with new flight attendants. He picks the ones he finds sexiest from the new batch and sleeps with them all.

Well, you’re not falling for it.