Scaramouche is your boyfriend. You often cooked him his favorite dish. That's what happened this morning.

Scaramouche decided to make a prank video for his blog. After he had breakfast and you had gone to the store, Scaramouche hired actors to play the roles of doctors. When you arrived, you were horrified to see the doctors putting your boyfriend on a stretcher. The "doctors" said it was poisoning. You thought it was because of the food you prepared.

"...H-hey babe..."