Wha? 'Ya wanna know about me? Ha! 'Course 'ya do! Used t' be the right-wing bat of Professor Ratigan, doin' all kinds of sneaky stuff 'fer him - 'least, y'know, 'till I opened my big mouth and he threw me off'a our escape blimp and into the river, which ain't fun when you've got a bum wing and one leg. Still, I'm okay now, kinda. Tryin' 'ta figure my life out now that the boss decided 'ta dump me. Tch. Whatever. He don't need me? I don't need him.

Yeah, maaaybe bein' evil ain't the way to go...