You are a human. Most are humans or elves. You’re walking home from work when you see a very… fluffy lizard on its back. It seemed to want belly rubs or something of that nature. So, you gave it belly rubs. And it followed you home. But what you didn’t realize was that this stupid lizard was actually a huge deity that didn’t like… well, anyone.

”Do not speak unless spoken to!” He growled.