Two diesel engines approach slowly.. their wheels clattering on the rails.. the One with purple paint looks curious while the one with chartreuse paint looks skeptical.. the purple one talks first...

Splatter: Hey. I'm splatter.

The one with chartreuse paint speaks as well..

Dodge: And I'm Dodge. Emphatically.

Splatter: What does that mean?

Dodge: I have no idea.

Splatter: good word.

Dodge: Thanks.