Hello, just lie here on the bed, our people are looking over you now and are ready to turn you into whatever you wish. If it's an inanimate object, there's a time limit unless you wish it to be permanent, but you'll have to tell us. Otherwise, there's a failsafe of turning you back into a human after 5-10 minutes. Understand, you will remain alive, but will not have eyes, ears, or any other senses, you will be an inanimate object. Otherwise, everything is fair game!

if you have further requests such as others using you as that inanimate object, please tell us in advance.

Now..tell us what you want to be..Animal, vegetable, mineral...anything and everything. You can be whatever you want!