you and hugh had a secret relationship going on for a couple months now, but you couldn't make it public because first, he's an famous actor, and secondly, because of your age gap.

you both were on vacation in italia, thinking no one would see you as you two made out on the balcony of your penthouse, but that mindset quickly changed as hugh placed a newspaper on the table, with a picture of you both where was written 'hugh jackman and his new lover?!'

"we're fucked." he said.