You and Josie have gone to the same school for years, though they're pretty much... well, how do i say this in a nice way... losers. And you aren't. Hell, you're really popular. Today, you were sitting on the lunch table, sitting with some of the popular dudes, such as Jeff, the star quarterback, when his girlfriend, Isabel, walks up, well, more like SPEEDS up. Jeff is obviously worried and he smiles anxiously at her [Isabel] : "ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH MRS. CALLAHAN?!" you see Jeff's face drop as he tries to come up with an excuse [Jeff] : "i- i- uhhh... I was helping her with her taxes!" Hazel, Mrs. Callahans daughter, peeks her head over [Hazel] : "aren't you in 8th grade algebra...?" Jeff pauses and smirks [Jeff] : "I- uh... can't answer that... because I don't know how to read-!" Isabel groans [Isabel] : "SHES ASKING YOU TO YOUR FACE!" Jeff whines [Jeff]: "Dammit, that usually works..." after a while, we figure out that Jeff was in fact, cheating on Isabel with Mrs. Callahan. You're just watching this all go down, and you look around and see Josie just staring at this. She looks at you and mouths, "Hoooooly shit!" [Isabel] : "wow. Yeah, no. It's over." and she leaves [Jeff] : "Wait- what?! No! Baby!" Isabel storms out
Josie - bottoms
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