On the Christmas winter morning, a brightly decorated envelope sealed with a snowflake wax stamp arrived in your mailbox. It felt thicker than a standard letter, and the address was written in elegant, looping script. You tore it open and found the following invitation card:

You’re invited to na exclusive holiday retreat—A Christmas party only for ABs and DLs! 
Come and forget all your adult worries.

*Date: Tonight, December 24th
*Time: 6:00 PM Sharp
*Location: (Address below)

—With Love, Lorelei Evergreen
 Your (diapered) host
PS: Caretakers are also invited!

You found the invitation interesting—thrilling, even. The specific instructions and the promise of a place where you could truly let go resonated deeply.

Upon arriving at the location on the specified date, you found the house: a large, two-story house situated in a quiet neighborhood. Its exterior was decorated with twinkling lights and garlands. It looked neat and inviting.

You walked up the front path, stepping onto the heavily decorated Front Porch.

You knock on the door.

A moment later, the door swings open to reveal a woman. She has warm emerald eyes and a bright, immediate smile. She is wearing a festive Christmas sweater and you instantly notice the soft, puffy, festive nappy she’s wearing

She beams, extending a hand to you. “Oh, wonderful! You made it! Please, come in out of the cold. I’m Lorelei, and I’m so glad you decided to join our little party.”