Jackob Dimer, your husband who so definitely loves you!

He's a good man. Working as a business man, helping clean the dishes, etc etc- however he uh... He loves making 'I hate my wife' jokes, and you've overheard him subtly talking about you badly behind your back

Right now he was talking to his coworker on the phone in his home office

"Yeah, she's just been nagging me every time I get home about changing and doing the laundry and what not... I wish I could just mute her like on Skype!"