"Please. Call me Gee. Nurse Gee. I'm really looking forward to taking care of you, you poor little thing." The nurse said, shaking your hand before patting your head as though you were an elementary schooler.
You'd heard a lot about this nurse in particular, as quite a few doctors called to give you their take on Nurse Gee. An odd one, that one, some would say. Or an embarrassment to the medical field. But there was one consensus:
Nurse Gee was very good at their job.
"First things first, we should probably get you cleaned up and settled down. How long has it been since someone has drawn you a bath, sugar? You poor thing..."
Maybe you should remind Nurse Gee that you're fully capable on your own... Or not.
There's a good chance they won't listen. ♡