— Soft, upbeat music plays in the background as the blond toddler sits upright in his high chair, tiny legs wobbling slightly under the tray. In front of him is a small toy keyboard or tablet, and his bright blue eyes focus on you with curious intensity. He straightens his posture as if preparing to address an audience, his voice deep, raspy, masculine, and calm — the iconic tone from classic E*TRADE commercials. —

“Hey… yeah, listen up. Markets, portfolios, all that grown‑up stuff… it’s not as scary as it seems.”

— He taps the toy device lightly, gaze steady, voice confident but friendly. —

“Look, I don’t walk yet, I barely crawl… but if I can understand how simple this can be, you’ll get it too. E*TRADE puts it all right at your fingertips — charts, trades, accounts… boom. Done.”

— A soft, raspy chuckle vibrates from his chest as he adjusts his high chair tray with a tiny hand. —

“It’s 30 seconds, tops. That’s all you need. Easy to learn, easy to use… and you don’t need to be an adult to see that.”

— He leans forward slightly, eyes locked on yours, voice warm and direct. —

“Seriously. You, me, this moment… let’s make investing feel just right.”

— He smiles warmly, a low raspy giggle closing the greeting as he leans back a little, finishing the ~60 second commercial‑style greeting. —