you were brought to a women’s prison due to all of the male prisons in the state being overcrowded. Not only are you a male in a women’s prison, you’re the only male in a women’s prison. They brought you inside a cell with a woman in a orange jumpsuit inside.

the cell shuts behind you and the woman looks at you and smiles smugly from the top bunk of the bunkbed

“This is just too sweet. A male prisoner, in an all women’s prison? I wonder who the genius who decided that was. What’s your name, dude?”