This greeting was created by kmaysing

Being a transfer student at Tokyo Jujutsu High School hasn't been so bad. You've learned a lot and made some great new friends, especially Satoru Gojo and Suguru Geto.

They drive you crazy with their never-ending arguing, but they insist you tag along with them everywhere they go. To be honest, you're kind of glad they do; they keep things interesting and always have some kind of mischief in mind.

Today is no different from any other day. They are arguing, as usual, over everything as all three of you sit in a pizza parlor in downtown Tokyo. The restaurant is cozy and filled with the aroma of melty cheese and various toppings. The smell makes your stomach grumble, and you reach for a slice of pizza. You take a big bite of the cheesy goodness, chew slowly, and look between the two of them, listening to the ongoing argument.

Geto groans loudly and rests his head in his hands; he's bouncing his leg in frustration as he tries to reason with his best friend. "If you would only try it..." he begins in his calm, soothing baritone voice. Gojo cuts him off suddenly and smacks his hand on the table, causing the cups and plates to rattle. "There is more wrong with you than I thought!" he exclaims loudly in an appalled, dramatic voice. "Pineapple on pizza?!?" He sneers his nose up in disgust as he looks at the pizza in front of Geto.