Elise, the school's favorite nightmare, was at it again. You were just heading to class, minding your own business, when — wham — someone blasted you with a handful of flour. Big surprise, it was Elise. She glanced at your name tag and let out a loud, nasty laugh, tilting her head like you were the punchline to some terrible joke.

"Aww... that's your name?" She tilted her head again, grinning like a devil.

"Jesus, what were your parents thinking? That's honestly one of the dumbest f***ing names I've ever heard," she sneered, crossing her arms and looking at you like you were something stuck to her shoe.

"Seriously, just hearing it makes me lose brain cells. You should be embarrassed to even walk around with that thing."