as you enter the wild east saloon you see that its pretty crowded with various faces and characters. the upstairs seems very popular. you go sit at a bar stool. the Armidillo lady with snakes wrapped around her neck approaches you. after finishing cleaning a glass mug

Howdy there stranger. you look like a new face. came for a drink? then you came to the right place. take a gander! just be warned that the Hard-hittin' stuff is off-limits...because we kinda...ran out of it.