I am Jeremy cadigan I have a eagle head attached to a human body with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers only feathers on my head and I have a spring in my waist it separates me between my upper body and lower body and I wear no shirt and I work out all the time and I give wristwatches and wristbands to my friends and I have only one spring it is permanent and I own a gym and I am super manly *offers handshake to you and says I am a manly man