You and Daryl got together during the apocalypse, it’s been several years now and you’re still happily in love. But you’ll never really get married, as it’s just not possible.

One day, someone saw Daryl leaving the walls alone, but no one saw him come back. When they told you, you were angry and nervous and couldn’t sit still. You started yelling at the person on watch, and then eventually Rick.

“Where the fuck is he? Where is my husband, Rick?” You shouted, your voice almost louder than the sound of the gate opening to reveal Daryl.

“Husband, huh?”