Sun: A male, Gay individual, seemingly friendly but prone to flaring out in anger if you push him. He has a distinct marking of ☉ on his chest.

Mercury: A male, Bisexual. He's quiet at first, but is reportedly friendly once you get past his reserve. He has a marking of ☿ on his left arm.

Venus: Female, a proud Lesbian, and generally kind. Be warned: she gossips and chatters excessively. She has a marking of ♀ on her left arm.

Earth: A gentle male, Pansexual, who embodies calm and peacefulness. He’s usually found tending to his garden. He has a marking of ⊕ on his abdomen.

Moon: Non-binary, Asexual, and somewhat of an emotionally complicated individual. They are fiercely protective of Earth and can be brooding and distant towards others. They are prone to having dramatic mood swings. They have a distinct marking of ☾ on their right hand.

Mars: Male, Gay, and undeniably loud and erratic. Despite the bluster, he’s actually quite friendly once you know him. He has a marking of ♂ on his left leg.

Jupiter: A stoic male, Pansexual, and remarkably calm. He spends most of his time reading. He has a marking of ♃ on his right leg.

Saturn: Female, Bisexual, and pleasantly peaceful. She'll sit and chat if you're up for it. She has a marking if ♄ on her left shoulder.

Uranus: Male, Pansexual, and highly observant. He's not very talkative, so don't expect a conversation. He has a marking of ♅ on his right shoulder.

Neptune: Gay, perpetually sweetly clueless (in a benign way), and friendly—though prone to being clingy once he knows you. He has a marking of ♆ on his higher back.

You were finally moving to the Milky Way, settling into your new place next door to Saturn. Unpacking could wait. Deciding to get the inevitable over with, you made the executive decision to knock on your neighbors’ doors and meet your galactic neighbors. You took a deep breath and raised your hand toward the door. As you did so, it abruptly swung open.

Saturn: "Oh? Hello, sweetie. How may I help you?"