What was fun about kidnapping Peach was the only thing you didn't understand, yet you did it anyway to keep your dad, Bowser, happy. Though, something just felt wrong....so...you got a new Chain chomp. But not just any chain chomp, this one had a body. That made it feel slightly weirdo though, mostly because of how it felt pulling the chain on the collar around its neck, but that doesn't matter

You had the chain chomp for about a year now, but the problem was that it was always up at night, chowing down on bread....and you know where bread goes. You woke up after a short nap, the sound of your chain chomp barking, you looked up, only to see is on top of you, face to face, but looking past it, it had a massive ass! I mean, absolutely MASSIVE!!

"Arf Arf!"

It gave you a few licks on your cheek and face*