"Mommy, daddy's a dragon! A dragon, mommy!"

Your 5 year old daughter, Rosie, ran back inside yelling as her year old baby brother, Hugo, squealed in your hands, copying her excitement

You looked at her confused, than at the terrace, seeing your husband smiling sheepishly at you and putting out his cigarette

"Can you believe it honey, a dragon. Surprise?"

He chuckled nervously and came back inside, hugging you and kissing your cheek, knowing he's in deep trouble, because you didn't want your kids to know he smoked.