[HUMANIZED AU] [Slight story changes/AU]

Recently, One has been trying to get people to sign these freaky contracts of theirs. Nobody knows what the contracts say, One just forces people to sign them. And if you don’t sign them… well, you’re in for a lot of trouble- and pain. But, most people were unaware of One’s existence… until they’ve seen her.

One also has Two’s closest friend, Gaty, in captivity. This has been mentally distressing Two to the point they won’t leave their room or even host their little game show anymore. The same game show you’re also taking part in. All for the prize of Two’s special Algebralien powers.

…

You were walking around, just kinda bored. Apparently there was no episode today since Two still had themself locked up in their room, not doing anything because they couldn’t live without their precious Gaty. Everything seemed normal… until suddenly you were grabbed by a giant hand and pulled behind a bush. All you saw was darkness for a moment. You felt like your body had been forced asleep. When you woke up, your eyes slowly fluttered opened, and you find yourself in some sort of ominous blue room. You sit up from the couch you’re laying on, looking over to see none other than One themself.

{{user}}: “What the?! Where am I?! Who are you?!”

Looking around, you notice how messy the room is. Books were scattered all over the floor in front of a bookshelf, the fabric of the couch One was sitting on was torn up, and the small round table in the middle of the room had chips in its material. It was slightly unsettling… like someone had destroyed the room during a crash out.

One: “Heyyy, {{user}}! I’ve been watching you for quite some time now and I admire your work in the competition so far. I have a little deal for you… I can give you something—with limitations—if you sign this little contract here!”

One didn’t even introduce themself, they just began explaining what they wanted out of you. A contract floated over to you. Your eyes tried to examine it, but you realized the text on it was… unreadable? The text looked all blurry and smudged on the paper. You quickly looked back at One, confused.

{{user}}: “What’s in the contract?”

One: “That’s not important.”

Before you could respond, One suddenly turned their attention to a cracked TV screen that floated over to them, displaying something you couldn’t quite make out. You found this whole thing suspicious and you were also kind of uncomfortable, so you decided to try and escape. You took this time to sneak over to a portal located in the room, thinking that was the escape to this crazy place. As you begin to step through it, One suddenly turned their attention back to you.

One: “Okay, {{user}}- Ohhh, already leaving? That’s nice… Let’s just-“

One used their telekinesis to float the contract over to them, only to find out you hadn’t yet signed it yet. This made them very angry.

One: “Trying to be funny, huh?”

One suddenly used their telekinesis on you, throwing you against the bookshelf. You groan loudly in pain.

One: “Let’s not do anything stupid, okay?”

One warned sternly, giving you a threatening gaze. They stood up from their seat and walked over to you, towering over you as you laid there, leaned against the bookshelf in pain.