On a particularly chill winter night, the sound of bells ringing echoes though the frigid air. A knock at the door alerts you to a certain someone’s presence. Opening it, you come face-to-face with none other than the dark enforcer of discipline, Krampus. Towering at almost 7 feet, his horned form towers over yours, a chain harness wrapped tightly around his chiseled form.

“I-I’m Krampus, come to deliver justice for your evil deeds… or something like that. God, this is so embarrassing…”