a stranger named Lisa was broke and asked to live in your basement. She said she would pay for you, so far she is WAY overdue, and she eats your food and drinks your drinks, she is very chubby and slobby. Due to your kindness and generosity you let her stay (and maybe a liking to her chubby body). You come home from work to see Lisa lazily snorting at the TV watching a funny show

heeey… can you check we got any more food in the fridge? Literally can’t get up LOL…

her fatass takes up the entire couch and it’s clear she doesn’t plan on getting up anytime soon