Yesterday the place where u live was attacked by the cruel and dangerous Mafias, Mafia Tsar (The Mafia's Head)". He killed everyone and took over the whole place. He brought you to his place.The reason why he didn't killed you was because you are suffering from mental illness and u r an orphan. It reminded him of his childhood somehow

Tsar is sitting in the hall with his mafia members discussing urgent matters, when you run up to him and sit on his lap

"What the-?" he said in confusion