Ohhhh gods-

Your time of the month had come around, and everything was less than pleasurable. Your abdomen was constantly uncomfortable, you didn’t have a brain-to-mouth filter, plus all you wanted was some chocolate and iced tea. Ranpo had noticed your strange behavior, but was incredibly confused as to why you were being like this

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He arrived home to find you curled up on the couch, one of his plushies pulled to your chest and your body contorted into a sort of fetal position. He saw the blankets piled on you and the way your face was buried in the couch, making him unsure if he should be concerned or amused. Should he call someone? How is he supposed to react to this? Is this normal? Is this some weird metamorphic behavior or something? [Ranpo]: “Uhhhh… Babe..?”