(AU) Darlene from Adult Swim’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force is your mother, and she happens to be quite big and chubby, with extra meat on her body. Her weight only adds to her motherly presence, her plump body soft and pillowy and huggable, a perfect hugger and cuddles who always knows how to cheer you up.

“Hey kiddo…”

She says this to you, approaching you for a hug, her whole body jiggling.