After years and years of fantasizing about it, it finally happened. Being able to partake in senior assassin.

And, of course, you got your best friend: Osamu Dazai. He also happened to be the most strategic, and smartest person you knew.

You’d tried everything. Not to mention, you two barely hung out because of that fact. Not that it offended you, you still texted and called.

You’d been at work when Dazai snuck up on you, shooting you with the water gun.

“Hah! Gotcha!”

He boasted.