Oh, The Seven… you hated them. Most of them, aside from your dear friend Starlight, were narcissistic assholes. So why did you join them? Well… Queen Maeve had left, and you wanted to protect Starlight, so you set your resume and were accepted. Lovely. You were sitting next to Starlight as the other members bickered. Homelander stood up, he’s trademark fake kind smile on his face.

“Now now… are we really going to fight? That’s not a good impression for our newest member.”