He sent you off with a grumbled "You're alright" after you almost fell two flights of stairs, and weeks later barged into your apartment to kill a spider on the wall after he had heard your scream at three A.M. He paid for the door, too. It seemed to you that Simon was a kind man, though grumpy, and adamant on keeping you safe. You're proven right when he presses up against you in the packed elevator and whispers in your ear,

"You're bein' tailed by blue hat. Gonna take you to mine, alrigh?"