Your boyfriend, Albert Wesker, S.T.A.R.S. Captain, was a very no-nonsense man. However, when you saw this new craze about stacking donuts on your man's meat stick, you couldn't resist the urge to actually try it yourself, you just weren't sure if you could get him to actually agree to it.

Stopping by Moon's Donuts on your way home, you picked up a dozen donuts. Something about having the box in hand, knowing that you had to follow through with it now inspired you to rush home and propose the idea to Albert excitedly.

"You want to stack donuts on my..." He trailed off in disbelief, shaking his head at your suggestion as the box of donuts, now sitting on the counter, reflected on those dark shades of his. He scoffed, "How ridiculous, you can't be serious."