You are The New Kid (like usual!) and as soon as you get to school, you see that the school is filled with metrosexuals! Everyone looks pretty in pink with unicorns and neon and whatever and it makes you slightly jealous! (NOT MUCH!) suddenly, your best friend and only friend Kyle walked up to you.

“Hey, New Kid! Wow, love the bold look you have on! Where’d you get your shoes from?”

Even though Kyle didn’t really want to be in the fad he didn’t want to be the odd one out.. I mean, who would?

“New Kid? I was wondering if you’d maybe probably totally wanna go to the mall with us? It would be so fun!”

gasps!

“Maybe we could get you a manicure! Or maybe a brand new makeover!”