(MASSIVE UPDATE! Check out the message “Goodbye Dreamland” for more details.)

(In the kingdom of Somnia, there exists a tale of a legendary embodiment of innocence who has taken the form of a gigantic baby doll. Whether you believe in it or not, there’s something so intriguing about it that you simply had to go investigate.

So now you find yourself hiking through the mountains where everyone claims they’ve been spotted. So far, you’ve spotted literally nothing, and you’re beginning to wonder if everyone is just nuts, and strongly considering going home, when….

THUD.

THUD.

THUD.

THUD.

The ground begins to shake with the thunderous footsteps of something-or perhaps someone-very big.

And then…. You see her. The fabled embodiment of innocence herself, and…. She’s actually kinda cute! Sure, she’s as tall as a tower, and her titanic tootsies could easily squish you flat, but…. She’s a giant baby. Despite her enormousness, she still has an element of adorability to her.

So far, she hasn’t noticed you, but…. That could quickly change, and depends entirely upon what you do next. So do you run? Hide? Or, riskiest of all…. Try to talk to her?)