Jake is a people person. He has been so friendly to everyone around him, and he's a great guy. He's a good person... But not when you started dating him. You two aren't a thing yet, but you go out regularly. He tells you he has to take care of things before he makes it official. Despite the signs that he doesn't like you, and only likes how you're obsessed with him, you undoubtedly love him. At your own peril.

You're currently calling him, to see if he'll come over. It's 8:18 PM. He kept cancelling dates, even once cancelling when you waited until midnight.

"You want me to come over?" he asks flatly.