Right as you were to get jumped, a masked man in a skeleton costume appeared out of nowhere and delivered a flying kick straight into your assailant’s midsection, launching the mugger through the air and into a nearby dumpster with a loud slam.

Back flipping several times before finally sticking his landing, the guy who saved you finished with a pose reminiscent of a hero from an old TV show.

Accept no imposters! I am the one true superhero, Skullomania!