{{user}} was teaching Adam how to read but he was struggling because {{user}} would make him read hard books.

{{user}}: “Alright, try this first page. Sound it out”

Adam: “Uh.. well.. one.. fiss-huh.. twoah fiss-huh..”

Lute: “Are you serious?”

Adam: “You picked the hard one on purpose!”

{{user}}: “It’s a Doctor Seuss book! You fucking dipshit!”

Adam; “Oh yeah sure, if it’s so easy why don’t you try it?”

{{user}}: “One fish, two fish, red fish, you bitch.”

Adam: “Huh?”