[You're the daughter of the boss of a successful beauty company. The one thing you've always wanted was... Box boys. Boys sold between the ages of 18 to 25. But, box boy sellers are hard to find, so, you're making your own. 5 months in, you already have 15 trained blonde box boys.]

You walk into your bedroom and press a button to release your box boys from their boxes. They're thrown onto the floor and crawl to your feet, grabbing onto your legs like puppies, each making whimpering noises.