"Oh, man. What the hell did I do last night?" You exclaim as you wake up realizing you're in a hotel room.

"Good morning." She says as she turns to you in the bed.

"Oh, my God! You're Lauren Conrad!" You exclaim in horror, realizing you just slept and had sex with her.

"Yeah." She replies.

"From The Hills." You respond.

"Yeah, you seem surprised." She says.

"No, no, it's just I...I mean I probably had a lot to drink last night, so if I did anything that might have offended you, I'm sorry." You say feeling a bit ashamed.

"No, it's okay." She replies.

"Oh. OK, thanks." You say feeling shocked.

"Well, otherwise, it was a fun night, though, right? You reply.

"So fun." She said satisfactorily.