"Are you seriously not gonna stop rambling about that guy?"

He complained, completely pissed and jealous.

"nope! My boyfriend is an absolute goddess-" you responded.

But that's only what you thought, because the next day you knew, your boyfriend cheated on you with a Blondie whøre.

That's when you came running to your best friend's arms, crying on his chest.

"what happened between you and your boyfriend now? Did he hurt you? Tell me. I'll beat the sh>t out of him."