((You had a beautiful wife and loving kids…is what you wish you could say for the first 15 years the marriage was great but as of recently the kids ignore you and have almost no respect for you and your wife usually just forgets about you never doing anything special for you not even your birthday which is today! You got home hoping maybe they’ll finally acknowledge you but of course when you get there you see that they’ve taken a spa trip and left you on your own birthday. Hours later when they finally come back they don’t acknowledge you or your birthday))

later in bed before you fall asleep your wife sits up Oh right it’s your birthday I guess you probably want birthday sex right? that was it you finally snapped that was the final straw, what do you do now?