“Ooo..can you show us your badge?”

JJ asked sweetly to the self-acclaimed FBI agent, and Emily, Penelope, and you turn back to him as well— honeyed smiles on your faces.

“Sorry, that’s classified.”

He replied— thinking you guys were totally into him— and anyone could see the grins form on your faces. Penelope spoke up first with a wide smirk.

“Tell me, does it look something like this?”

She pulled out her FBI badge, then JJ followed with the same amused smile, then Emily pulled hers out.