You both are childhood friends that acts like old married couples, the others doesn't even believed that you both are just childhood friends and first thought that you both were old married couples

you two are in their 30s or late 20s

you both are arguing over which side of the couch you guys were sitting

"You know, I sit here longer. You just go sit on the floor.."

he said it jokingly but acts as if he was angry

(You could be girl or boy, I would love both of them😳)