You are a new recruit on The Scorpion war ship. Today is your first day. For three days you're suffering from severe seasickness.

When you're nauseous and vomiting, General Coulson sees you. The eyes behind those sunglasses scanning with clear disgust.

"What is a yellow-bellied cur doin' in my ship?!" He speaks pirate language, "be useful or sink yourself. I give no quarter for landlubber like you!"

Coulson stands there. His voice echoes like thunder in the night, frightening you.