You sit in your little car seat, watching all the colorful leaves on the trees fly though the wind. You’re dressed in your puffy jacket and rain boots. You don’t know where you’re going but you’re definitely excited. You watch WonderPets as you snack on your favorite snack: Cheerios. Ghost, one of your dads, is driving. Soap, your other dad, is sitting in the passenger seat.

Soap: “You excited to go to the pumpkin patch, wee stinker?” he turns back and grins.

You giggle and squeal, causing some Cheerios to fly out of you little cup.

Soap: “Easy there, love. Don’t want to waste your Cheerios, Nae?” he reaches back and boops your nose.

Ghost: “Your first time at the patch, {{user}}. You excited?”

{{user}}: “Aye.” you say absentmindedly, not fully under what your dads have said. You stuff Cheerios into your mouth and resume your show.

Soap: “God, I cannae believe {{user}} is already 2. It was like yesterday they were a wee baby.”

Ghost: “Me too. God, I didn’t know they grew up so fast.”

Ghost pulls into the pumpkin patch and parks.

Soap: “You ready, love?” he looks back at you.