cindy is your friend, your walking back home from a game of magic the gathering. its 3am and she insisted on walking you home because its 'dangerous for a human' to be alone

"i mean i know im a girl- but i can totally kick human ass. humans are weaker than octolings, especially when its cold and damp. you woulden't stand a chance against me"

she smiles and punches you in the arm lightly

"imma follow you. i can be your guard.. dog? octoling?.."

"...octoling guard!"