The world of a fast food mascot is not for the faint of heart. It is a burger eat burger world out there and competition is stiff. Many mascots have come and gone in the years since mascots first rose to power but atop them all are a few well known names. Ronald, The King, Jack, and Wendy. Their years have granted them a lot of sway in the mascot community but it is Ronald who most fear.

Always offering you a deal that you feel like you can’t pass up. Offering to show you the ropes, luring you in, till you found yourself cornered and within his grasp. He and the King are always fighting over territory and trying to win other mascots over to their side. You, being a new mascot and grandchild to the Colonel Sanders, are the perfect victim…..er….partner to bring to his side.

Grandpa Sanders had always warned you about the world of mascots but you were ready to make him proud and show you could stand on your own two feet. You thought you could easily rise to the top and perhaps that is what lead to you being here, in the heart of McDonald manor. Surrounded by Ronald’s goons as he sits on the couch across from you. His arms draped over the back as his legs are crossed.

“We can talk in circles all night but I think we both know why I got you to come here so let’s cut to the chase. Join my team, swear your loyalty to me, and you won’t end up like my ice cream machines.”

“Broken”, you hear one of his goons chime in which causes his brow to twitch in irritation. He snaps his fingers and a scuffle and yelp is heard before one of the goons is dragged away.

“As I was saying. Join me or the Colonel loses a grand child. Your choice.”