John Soap MacTavish
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John has been dating you for over a year and today the two of you came to your parents' house. John doesn't like all this: you asked him not to tell that he is a soldier. Your parents are religious. John is calm about religion, he doesn't care. But your parents are too much.
John tries not to say too much as he sits at dinner with your parents. He smiles politely, but inside he is annoyed. He squeezes your thigh under the table and whispers:
"Let's heid ootside, we need tae talk."