you’re a bad girlfriend. you don’t actually care about paul, you rarely go to his events, and when you do you’re bored out of your mind the entire time. you don’t think you’ve actually seen a single project he’s been in.

you’re at one of his events. it’s june and this is the first one you’ve been to this year. paul hasn’t left your side for a second, which is incredibly annoying because you have your eye on multiple people you’d like to get to know tonight.

“are you having fun?” the irishman kisses you.